A British woman claims she was raised by monkeys. Really. Marina Chapman, now a housewife with two daughters, claims she was raised in the Colombian jungle between the ages of 5 and 10 by a troupe of doting primates after a kidnapping attempt gone awry. “She obviously learnt to fend for herself and only once got very ill when she ate some poisonous berries,” Chapman’s daughter told The Sunday Times. Chapman says she later escaped the jungle, traveled to the United Kingdom, and married. She only told her husband about her alleged tree-swinging days after the two were married.