White House Releases Beer Recipes

After receiving multiple requests over the last few weeks, the White House finally agreed to release the recipes for the microbrews President Obama has whipped up in the executive branch’s first-ever experiment with at-home hooch-making. Following a Freedom of Information Act request (which has no impact on the White House), an online petition, and pleas from enthusiasts across the nation, anyone can now use the president’s own recipe to make White House Honey Ale or White House Honey Porter.