Just when you think Jennifer Lawrence couldn’t possibly get more likeable, she tells a story about butt plugs.
The star of American Hustle and The Hunger Games: Catching Fire appeared on TBS’ Conan last night to discuss her myriad projects when she went on a hilarious tangent, sharing a revealing story to host Conan O’Brien. After Conan asked her what she’d do if she wasn’t an actress, Lawrence replied, “I would be a hotel maid. It’s all of my favorite cleaning. I don’t like dishes and I don’t like the kichen, but I love beds, and bathrooms, and spraying, and going through everybody’s stuff. Like every day there’s new people to snoop on! It would be my dream.”
Then, Conan asked if Lawrence is ever worried that maids snoop through her stuff when she stays at hotels. That’s when things got weird—and amazing.
"This is actually really funny," she said. "Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs. It's a long story," Lawrence said. "A really, really long story. Just trust me that it’s normal—this story. I had a copious amount of butt plugs. Tons of butt plugs. All different fits and colors. A huge amount of different-colored butt plugs. So the maid was coming so I was like, 'Well I'll just shove this under the bed so she doesn't see all these butt plugs.' She might not know they’re for a joke."
Oh, there’s more.
"Then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were in this beautiful display on my bedside table," she added. "I think she knew what she was doing. They were under the bed! I wanted to leave a note like, 'not mine' or 'bought as joke.'"
Jennifer Lawrence: still the best.