Jacob: "You don't know how much I wanna go and lift."
Bella: "What will help you, buddy?"
Jacob: "I need to wear one of my thongs. Will you get if for me? 'Cause I'm in a diaper."
That's what The Twilight Saga: Eclipse sounds like when it's up to the clever Bad Lip Reading folks. Sorry, Twihards, this version has much better dialogue.