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Two Octuplets Travel Home

Hello children, and welcome to your new life as paparazzi fodder. Two of Nadya Suleman’s octuplets traveled to their home in La Habra, California last night, after extensive tests to make sure they were well enough to leave the Bellflower hospital. Noah Angel and Isaiah Angel were released from the hospital after their housing was deemed safe and slightly loony Suleman adequately able to provide childcare. The remaining six children remain at Kaiser Permanente.