Our gold medal winner is Pita Nikolas Taufatofua, the Tongan flag waver, who followed up his 2016 show-stealing moment with another one in 2018. His chest was glistening. His flag was waving. It was even better this time around, as it was so cold! As Mike Pence gazed down upon Taufatofua's oiled-up firm pecs, maybe he let out a little sigh. Was it pained, lusty? Who knows. Maybe it was just a gust of mournful breeze.