Sometimes you don’t quite make it to laundry. Mike Sorrentino, aka “The Situation,” was arrested Tuesday after brawling with his brother in, you guessed it, a tanning salon. Cops booked Sorrentino, the former Jersey Shore reality-TV star, after getting in a fistfight with his brother at their co-owned Boca Tanning Salon in Middletown, New Jersey. Sorrentino also sported a nice shiner under his eye. Apparently, last week the salon’s employees had called police because their paychecks had bounced. Shockingly, post-reality television stardom can be kind of harsh for some people.