The Real Housewife of Child Services

Your worst nightmare will soon become reality: Octomom is coming to a TV near you. Publicity trainwreck Nadya Suleman is close to signing a deal for a reality TV show, which will spotlight her family of 14 and bring in a little extra cash. The new show, which likely be finalized as early as next week, will feature Octomom, “dating, taking the kids to birthday parties, learning how to drive a 14-person van.” Just what TV needs.