This just in from the one-upping department: In light of Conan O'Brien's mock request that Tilda Swinton play him in a filmic representation of his late-night troubles, the Academy Award winner says she "would just be only too happy." The two both have red hair and pale complexions, so maybe Conan's request and Swinton's acceptance are not as crazy as they might appear at first glance. Swinton did not stop at just agreeing to the role, but rather took a dig at Conan by saying that she would love to "get him to do some of the things I get to do. It would be nice if he were here at Sundance maybe, wearing this coat, talking about I Am Love." O'Brien has nothing to talk about for now, but reports indicate that Fox wants him on their airwaves as soon as possible.