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Super Ants Colonize Globe

Much of the blogosphere is focusing its anxiety on a mysterious alien blob that has been discovered in a North Carolina sewer. We here, however, will direct ours towards the colony of super ants that has already taken over the entire globe. The BBC reports that “Argentine ants living in vast numbers across Europe, the US and Japan belong to the same interrelated colony, and will refuse to fight one another. The colony may be the largest of its type ever known for any insect species, and could rival humans in the scale of its world domination.”