Jersey Shore

Snooki to Release Dictionary

Snooki, notorious slaughterer of the English language, is working on a dictionary (“snooktionary”) to help viewers understand her. The Jersey Shore cast met with the Television Critics Association Friday, and had to stand the whole time because the ladies’ skirts were so short MTV prohibited them from sitting. They announced Snooki’s 23-year-old friend Deena Nicole Cortese—“class in a glass and party in a body,” as she calls herself—will be joining the show for the third season. Snooki also addressed her recent arrest: “I didn't hurt anybody … I just went out to have a good time on the beach ... I was in the drunk tank for a little bit… stuff like this happens in Jersey.”