Life, we all know, sometimes mirrors art, but here's an example of life mirroring porn. A month after far-right Austrian politician Jorg Haider died in a car crash, his appointed successor, Stefan Petzner, has been dismissed as party leader after revealing that the two men had an affair. "He was the man of my life," Haider told an Austrian tabloid. "I would spend nights with him and his family and that was important for me because I often was afraid to be alone in the dark." Haider, by the way, died after speeding home drunk from a gay night club. It might all be rather touching and tragic if they weren't, you know, reprehensible.