Sheen: Two and a Half Men Coming Back Soon

Is Charlie Sheen in fact winning? The unhinged actor, who regularly boasts of his “tiger blood” and “Adonis DNA,” claimed that his hit CBS television sitcom, Two and a Half Men, will soon be back on the air. “Absolutely, the gig’s coming back,” he told a Philadelphia radio program Friday. He added, “I think we’re getting close to something. I don’t want to say what, but I have a feeling that the worm is turning. It’s like some hot springs of Middle Earth is finally ready to explode outward.” Meanwhile, according to media reports, the show’s producers, Warner Bros., retained the high-powered law firm of Munger, Tolles & Olsen in preparation for a legal battle with the actor. Sheen also spoke out on the program about his two live-in “goddesses,” Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin. “They boil my tiger blood like a microwave on meth,” said Sheen.