GREEK TO ME

Schumer, Moscow Spar Over Yogurt

Some may say the U.S. government is hedging on Russia’s LGBT abuses, but at least the country is taking a stand on yogurt. The Russian government is reportedly blocking a shipment of Chobani Greek yogurt to American Olympians. Senator Chuck Schumer of New York--the state in which Chobani is produced--is brimming, “There is simply no time to waste in getting our Olympic athletes a nutritious and delicious food,” Schumer said in a letter to Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak. “The Russian authorities should get past ‘nyet.'”