Sarah Palin Writing Fitness Book

The Tea Party will soon be without biscuits and crumpets. Sarah Palin is writing a fitness book with her family, she revealed Tuesday in an email to People magazine. Numerous profiles of the Mama Grizzly have seized on her tendency to serve high-calorie feasts of moose chili and chocolate cream pies to guests, and, fittingly, Palin writes that her new book will focus on where her family gets “our energy and balance as we eat our beloved homemade comfort foods!” New photos of Palin looking especially thin have raised concern recently, but Palin promises her fitness advice “works and allows a fulfilling quality of life and sustenance anyone can enjoy.”