Charles Saatchi sure has nerve. After getting photographed grabbing his wife, Nigella Lawson's, throat, he announced through the Daily Mail that he was divorcing her, supposedly before he even told her. His reason? Saatchi says he's upset she didn't defend his honor after their very public and very physical fight. "I am disappointed that she was advised to make no public comment to explain that I abhor violence of any kind against women, and have never abused her physically in any way," Saatchi said.