Say Anything... it’s not. According to Slash Film, Cameron Crowe’s next movie will star Ben Stiller and Reese Witherspoon in something that sounds eerily similar to Joe Versus the Volcano. Stiller is a universally disliked weapons consultant who is exiled to a military base on Hawaii. He must make sacrifices to the angry volcano gods while he tries to woo the only woman he's ever loved (Witherspoon). She's married with kids. And, if we know the Crowe oeuvre, there will be self-discovery. The untitled film begins production next year.