Rand Paul Stomper Wants Apology

This sounds about as likely as an Aqua Buddha sighting: Tim Profitt, the man who was caught stomping the head of a MoveOn.org protester at Rand Paul’s Monday night debate, has asked his victim for an apology. “I don’t think it’s that big of a deal,” Profitt said. “I would like for her to apologize to me to be honest with you.” Previously, Profitt had said he had to step on the woman’s head because his back hurt, rendering him unable to bend over to hold her down. Profitt faces possible misdemeanor assault charges over the incident. Meanwhile, according to the Election Oracle, Paul has an 80 percent chance of winning Kentucky's Senate seat.