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Phil Robertson Imagines Atheists Raped

Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson—who was suspended from his reality-TV show by A&E last year for comparing homosexuality to bestiality—gave a speech in which he imagined a hypothetical atheist family being beaten, raped, and beheaded. Robertson was apparently trying to explain what happens when people don’t believe in God. “Two guys break into an atheist’s home,” Robertson said at a Florida prayer breakfast last Friday. “Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot ’em and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this?’”