Oscar Tickets for $175,000

Attention "celebrity stalkers and terrorists": The window to buy an Oscar ticket for $175,000 is quickly closing, as The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Scientists is arguing that such sales are illegal and will give unsavory types, such as yourselves, access (we hope you've been saving). Should you get your hands on a ticket, which can be purchased from McMurry Inc., be warned that you will be considered a trespasser, as the tickets are non-transferrable. Also included in the package are a 7-day stay in L.A., hotel accommodations, a sightseeing trip.