No Toilet Paper for United Passengers

Is it us, or does flying keep getting crappier? Every airline seems to be cutting back on something, but United took it to a whole new level by taking off for a ten-hour flight without any toilet paper on board. Some quick thinking flight attendants stocked the bathrooms with cocktail napkins, but the effort didn't sit well with passengers. In a statement, United said, "We apologize to our customers on this flight for the inconvenience and would like the opportunity to welcome them back." The airline also said restocking would have caused a delay. Next time FYI, go ahead and get the toilet paper. We'll wait.