TELL-ALL

New Book: Rumsfeld's Internet Woes

More embarrassing details from the Bush regime emerge from former speechwriter Matt Latimer's tell-all book. Former Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld had to be talked out of editing his own Wikipedia page, or as he called it, “Wika-wakka,” according to the book. Rumsfeld also watched YouTube clips that mocked his press conference appearances. Karl Rove allegedly spread rumors that a senator who was one of Obama’s potential running mates had abused his wife. Latimer also provides readers with some Bush admittances like, “I haven’t watched the nightly news one night since I’ve been president,” and his more surprising refusal to “tell some gay kid in the audience that he can’t get married” during a 2008 address at Furman University.