OH NO SHE DIDN‘T

Murdoch Ex Likes Tony Blair's Butt

Wendi Deng Murdoch, previously famous for protecting Rupert from an assailant’s pie, will now likely be best known for a cooing love note she allegedly wrote about former Prime Minister Tony Blair. Written to herself, the note reportedly said, “Oh, shit, oh, shit. Whatever why I’m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt… And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his eyes. Also I love his power on the stage… and what else and what else and what else… ” According to Vanity Fair, Deng was caught in her affairs by Rupert’s trusty staff, who began keeping tabs on her, especially when she began to relentlessly pursue Blair. Murdoch and Deng released a joint statement in response to the report, saying, “Given the complicated dynamics of our family, we made the decision early on in this process not to engage in public allegations or respond to negative claims.”