LOSING IT

Man Arrested at Kennedy Compound

Late on Tuesday a disabled veteran was arrested for breaking into the Kennedy compound on Cape Cod. According to the police, James Lacroix, 53, said he was looking for the singer Katy Perry. It is not currently known why Lacroix thought that the pop singer would be found at the famous Kennedy residence in Hyannisport, Massachusetts. He should have known that it was once Taylor Swift, not Perry, who had the Kennedy obsession.