Ciccone M.L. v. Ritchie G.S. was all over in 54 seconds. Madonna and her husband, Guy Ritchie, director of the cockney gangster movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, agreed a divorce in London this morning. The “decree nisi” was granted for “irreconcilable differences” in a low-key affair, and the couple did not attend the verdict. Simon Bethel, from white-shoe law firm Mills & Reeve, said the pair may have requested to “circumvent the normal divorce process” to limit press attention. She will keep her fortune of about $450 million, he his of a mere $45 million. “The couple will share custody of their sons, eight-year-old Rocco and three-year-old adopted David, who will divide their time between New York with their mother and London with their father. Madonna’s 12-year-old daughter Lourdes, from a previous relationship, will live in America with her mother,” reports The Telegraph.