Can’t tell the accused New York Knicks without a program! This morning, Isiah Thomas—subject of a humiliating 2006 lawsuit—gives way to 6-foot, 11-inch center Eddy Curry. Curry’s chauffeur, David Kuchinsky, has filed suit against Curry for sexual harassment. Among the charges gleefully reported by the New York Post: Curry tried to solicit sex from Kuchinsky; confronted him in the nude; pointed a loaded gun at him; and called him a “white devil” and “grandmaster of the KKK.” "It's false, and everyone who knows me knows I'm not a racist," Curry said when informed of the suit. Kuchinsky served a prison term for burglary in the 1990s.