Portfolio tanked? Home foreclosed? Just be glad you’re not in India. It has man-eating catfish. The giant catfish are thought to have developed an appetite for human flesh after feasting on corpses dumped into its waters after funerals. Now they’re attacking live bathers. The fish are suspected of eating at least three teenage boys, tugging them under like Spielberg’s shark. Brits will have a chance to see the fish in action on October 21st, when the subtly-titled Flesh Eating River Monster airs on Five.