Kate Middleton Pregnant

It’s bloody well about time! Kate Middleton is officially pregnant with Prince William’s child. The couple announced that they were expecting in a statement from St. James's Palace. England has had royal baby fever for quite some time now, with tabloids jumping on all the clues that there was a bun in the oven, from Kate’s bangs and “preg-face” to Prince William accepting a baby romper from a fan that read “Daddy’s little co-pilot.” The palace also confirmed that the Duchess was admitted to a hospital this afternoon with “Hyperemesis Gravidarum” (translation: “very acute morning sickness, which requires supplementary hydration and nutrients”). Not sparing us the juicy details, the palace added that her pregnancy is in its “very early stages,” and “Her Royal Highness is expected to stay in hospital for several days and will require a period of rest thereafter.”