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K-Fed to Pare the Pounds

Kevin Federline has landed—finally—on reality TV. TMZ reports that Britney Spears' tubby ex-hubby has evidently tired of the K-Fat and K-Overfed jokes and has signed on to the next season of Celebrity Fit Club, where he'll appear with Bobby Brown, Nicole Eggert, and his other baby-mama, Shar Jackson.