10. Obama Impersonator Bombs
9. Miss USA and Marijuana
Miss California Alyssa Campanella was crowned Miss USA Sunday. Watch as the 21-year-old waffles over whether marijuana should be legalized.
8. Gwyneth Crashes ‘Glee Live!’
Is there anything the actress can’t do? Between gangsta rapping, writing a cookbook, and performing with the Glee tour, it’s a wonder she has any time for GOOPing.
7. Palin: Weiner Was ‘Impotent’
Even Sarah Palin wants in on the double entendres. The Mama Grizzly talked about her infamous email dump and told the Fox Business channel that Anthony Weiner would have been rendered impotent by Congress had he not resigned.
6. Winehouse’s Worst Concert
Amy Winehouse sure won’t be invited back to Belgrade anytime soon. In what some have dubbed the worst concert ever, the singer attempted to perform, only to be booed off stage. Next time they try to make her go to rehab, she should!
5. Britney Spears’ Phoned-In Video
Why so lackluster, Britney? In her new Terminator-meets-Half Baked video for “I Wanna Go,” the pop princess dances and lip-syncs like she checked out for the day.
4. Tom Hanks Crashes Univision
Maravilloso indeed: The Larry Crowne actor surprised a Univision weather reporter when he crashed the set and tried to salsa dance.
3. President Obama: Baby Whisperer
When Michelle Obama couldn’t get a baby to stop crying, the president worked his magic to calm the child down.
2. Lady Gaga Performs ‘Hair,’ Sans Hair
Paging Sinead O’Connor. Lady Gaga performed her song celebrating luscious locks on a piano adorned with hair. The only thing missing was her own.
1. Justin Bieber Attacked at Macy’s
In the most important news of the day, the Biebs was attacked by an older man at Macy’s where he was making an appearance to promote his perfume. Watch the singing sensation run into the crowd at approximately 19 seconds in.