TOO REAL

‘Jersey Shore’ Spinoff Launched

Brace yourself for another dose of pint-size reality. Nicole Polizzi and Jennifer Farley, who make on-screen mayhem under their Jersey Shore aliases Snooki and JWoww, are back with their own TV show, set to premiere on MTV this Thursday. And, in keeping with the conventions of reality television, Snooki & JWoww will be about how normal they are. “Sure, fans recognize us when we go out,” JWoww told reporters. “They want to see us. But we do normal things.” The show reportedly begins with the two party girls signing a lease for their own place—with Snooki, who is pregnant with her first child, declining to mention her recent engagement until the last possible moment. Couldn’t get more normal.