Jacko Lay In Casket Sans Brain

Millions of fans mourned the loss of Michael Jackson yesterday; little did they know that the King of Pop lay in his gold casket without his brain. The Los Angeles coroner has held onto the brain to conduct further tests to determine the cause of death, and the Jackson family appears to have put funeral plans on hold until the organ is returned. Mystery still surrounds where Jackson will be buried. Many report the body will be buried at Forest Lawn in L.A., a "cemetery of the stars." Others have speculated that he may be interred at Neverland Ranch, or have his ashes scattered there.