Joe Biden, meet your maker. A day after Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi complimented Barack Obama on his "tan," The Daily Telegraph has assembled a greatest gaffes list for the man who once called Italians who voted against him "dickheads." On Italian history: "Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile"; on his career: "I don't need to go into office for the power. I have houses all over the world, stupendous boats, beautiful aeroplanes, a beautiful wife, a beautiful family. I am making a sacrifice"; and on business: "Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries – superb girls."