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Indiana Cops Seize Bright Orange Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills

If following the neverending drama at the Trump White House isn’t putting quite enough strain on your heart, police in Indiana have seized the ideal accompaniment to tip you over the edge. An Indiana State Police news release on its latest drug busts include evidence of what police describe as “Trump-shaped ecstasy pills.” The pills are, fittingly, fluorescent orange and are stamped with the president’s grinning face. On the back are the words “great again,” in reference to Trump’s famous campaign slogan. The release doesn’t say how many of the pills were seized.