A question about immigration policy devolved into a screaming match over the size of pensions. Welcome to the second presidential debate, everyone. After Romney finished his time talking about immigration, the Republican nominee returned to an earlier question on financial investments and attempted to turn the tables on Obama by asking if he’s seen his portfolio. Responding, Obama landed the night’s best burn: “My pension isn’t as big as yours,” Obama said. “So, I don’t check it as often.” The line elicited an audible “Oooh!” from the debate audience, but, really, haven’t all men compared pension size at one point or another?