In an ear-punishing fit of “what won’t they do for attention,” the disgraced reality show caricatures from TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo are back with a music video. It comes a year after their show, which focused on Honey Boo Boo, a wannabe child beauty queen and her family, was cancelled due to mother of the year contender “Mama June” Shannon’s relationship with a convicted sex offender.
In this video, the unfortunate 10-year-old star of the show, whose real name is Alana Thomson, is just as tragically WTF as you would expect, and her musical chops are on par with what we’ve come to expect from an actor on TLC. Go ahead. Watch it once all the way through, laugh a little, feel some secondhand embarrassment, and prepare yourself for the no doubt forthcoming Duggar ratchet rap record. What a time to be alive.