Wacky Poll

God's U.S. Approval Ratings Soar

No wonder so many politicians tout their close relationship to God. A Public Policy Polling survey finds most Americans approve of the deity's performance. Fifty-two percent of Americans say that if God exists, they approve of its performance. Nine percent disapprove, and 40 percent aren't sure. Half those polled approve of the divinity's handling of natural disasters. God's most popular move by far is its creating of the universe, with 71 percent approving and 24 percent unsure how they feel about it.