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Garland Peed on Top of Kreep

This is just too good to ignore. A man, nay, a Birther, named Gary Kreep wants to be a San Diego County judge. So does a man named Garland Peed. The two are entangled in a morning-after tight race; the votes are in, and more than 100,000 have yet to be counted. Of the votes that have already been accounted for, Peed has 154 more than Kreep. So Peed is on top of Kreep, but at this point anything could happen.