Funeral Starts ‘Two and a Half Men’

There will no be reconciliation: The fall premiere of Two and a Half Men will feature the death of Charlie Sheen’s character, Charlie Harper. Deadline Hollywood says Harper’s girlfriends will turn up for the service, and that his house will be put up for sale. Ashton Kutcher, who was hired to replace Sheen, will be one of the interested buyers. Other celebrities, including stars from producer Chuck Lorre’s current and previous series, are rumored to turn up as potential buyers.