Can’t they trace his IP address or something? A British fugitive named Craig “Lazie” Lynch has been taunting police on Facebook with pictures and status updates. Since breaking out in early September, Lynch has posted updates that say things like “YES YES i fuckin made it to Xmas i beat their fuckn system and i love it” and “If any of you was doubtin my freedom. Here's proof. How the fuck could i get my hands on a bird like this in jail. ha ha.” At last count, he has 1,300 friends and 7,300 fans. He was serving a seven-year sentence for armed robbery.