Fat People Need Love, Too

Oh, joy. Fox has grown tired of pretty people so they’ve stolen the producer of The Bachelor and are launching the first “dating show for the rest of us” with—the horror!—average-looking people. The last time Mike Fleiss teamed up with Fox the dastardly duo spawned Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire? That led to countless imitators and the collective explosion of millions of viewers’ brain cells. "For six years it's been skinny-minis and good-looking bachelors, and that's not what the dating world looks like," said Fox's president of alternative programming. The show will feature a group of women competing for a Kevin James lookalike. The Bachelor meets The Biggest Loser? Can’t wait.