HE'S HIRED

Edward Snowden Has a New Job

Well at least he’s being a productive member of society. Edward Snowden, the former contractor behind the NSA leaks, has apparently found employment. Snowden’s lawyer, Anatoly Kucherena, told a Russian news agency that Snowden will begin work Friday at a “major” Russian website. Snowden's location in Russia is still unknown. No word on what kind of non-disclosure agreement this website has.