Daily Mail: Sex Scandal at No. 10

No wonder David Cameron forgot his passport when going on holiday—looks like he has a lot going on. Britain’s Mail reported in a front-page story on Sunday that there’s a sex scandal that’s “rocked” No. 10 Downing Street—but the newspaper can’t report who is involved for “legal reasons.” Here’s what we do know: there are two people involved in a secret affair, they are apparently middle-aged, the affair has concluded, and Prime Minister David Cameron and his aides have been briefed. Cameron was apparently “stunned” when he learned about the affair, and a senior source said “none of us could quite believe it when we first heard it.” Since the story came out last night, Britain—as well as the whole Internet—has been buzzing over who the possible culprits could be. Time for some wild speculation to begin.