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Conrad Hilton Arrested for Tantrum

Conrad Hilton (Paris’s younger brother) was arrested Tuesday for “interference with flight crew members and attendants.” That’s a nice way of saying the 20-year-old allegedly flipped out on passengers and flight attendants, shouting things like “I will f—king own anyone on this flight; they are f—king peasants,” “I am going to f—king kill you,” and “I will f—king rip through you.” Witnesses report that Conrad grabbed an attendant by the shirt and said, “I could get you all fired in five minutes. I know your boss! My father will pay this out. He has done it before. [My] dad paid $300,000 last time.” Hilton’s lawyer, Robert Shapiro, chalks the outburst up to an unfortunate side effect of a sleeping pill.