Chelsea Clinton, Not Engaged Yet

Lest you proceed into the workweek under the illusion that Chelsea Clinton is still engaged, as was reported by the Boston Globe on Saturday, a spokesperson for Bill Clinton has denied the rumors. “She's not getting married on the Vineyard or anywhere else this summer," said Matthew McKenna. "It's absolutely not true.” Clinton was rumored to be marrying boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky in the Martha’s Vineyard home of Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen and the “wedding” was said to coincide with the Obama family’s visit to the island in August. Alas, it’s not true.