Basketball player Charles Barkley has a novel excuse for his New Year's Eve DUI arrest: sex. "I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job," he told a cop in Arizona after he was pulled over for driving through a red light. "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat," the officer wrote. "He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life." Barkley was taken into custody, where he offered to get the name of a police employee tattooed on his butt.