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Car Lift Proposed in Mitt’s Manse

Finally Mitt has locked down the votes of those Americans whose will take their car elevators down to their vehicles before being driven to the polls on election day. Plans revealed Tuesday for renovations to the former Massachusetts governor’s La Jolla, Calif., beach retreat depict a split-level garage complete with car lift. And while Newt Gingrich has been accused of being a lobbyist, Mitt’s house has its own greaser contracted to smooth out any impediments to the remodeling, which is to include an outdoor shower and a 3,600 square-foot basement.