Mausoleums

Cage Chooses Final Resting Place

Alert the Freemasons! Nicolas Cage has purchased a 9-foot tall pyramidal tomb in a New Orleans cemetery to use as his final resting place, TMZ reports. Why a pyramid? Nobody knows. Maybe he plans to leave cryptic clues to a hidden cache of national treasures in there; maybe he needed somewhere to hide from the bank; or maybe he just likes pyramids.