And the prophets said, may your real-estate investments be not foolish. And lo, the people paid them no heed. Such is the case with two competing U.S-based Christian broadcasting companies that have purchased plots overlooking the Mount of Olives in Israel, just in case the King of Kings decides to descend anytime soon and scoop up believers for the end times. Talk about reality TV! Daystar Television Network features a live 24-hour webcam from its terrace, and the competing Trinity Broadcasting Network bought a building right next door in September. But they’re wasting their time—everyone knows Jesus has inked a deal for an exclusive post-Armageddon spot with Charlie Rose.