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Britney Spears to Pen Novel

Between her two jobs as a pop star and an X Factor judge and a recent defamation lawsuit, Britney Spears is reportedly somehow finding time to write a book. Spears is in discussions with publisher HarperCollins to pen a novel based on her own life, her rep confirmed on Monday. After teen stardom and a very public meltdown, her adventures might actually make for a not-too-shabby story. Let's just hope it's better than Snooki's masterwork of American literature, A Shore Thing.